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The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 2/27/12: I Wrote This Column On My Wrist

By / 02.28.12

It’s okay, Kelly, just relax.

Best: Best And Worst Of Wrestlemania Update

As I mentioned last week, I’ve been looking for someone to fill in for me on a Best and Worst of Wrestlemania report while I’m in Miami for the weekend. I haven’t gotten a chance to respond to the overwhelming number of inquiries I received (and if you sent me one, please know that I’m just terrible at Internet and I love and appreciate you for wanting to do it), and I’ve decided the person who’ll take on the Mania report is …

Well, me.

I’m going to take a laptop down to Miami with me and write up a Best and Worst of the entire weekend, including Mania. I’ll be on a plane all day Monday, so that means you’ll probably not be able to read it until Tuesday, but I’m gonna write it up. It’s my column and the biggest show of the year, what kind of asshole would I be if it didn’t?

HOWEVER~, out of the inquiries submitted I have chosen someone to fill in for me on the first post-Mania Raw of the year, and I’m happy to announce that that man is none-other than comedian, future owner of the New Orleans Hornets, Air Sex Championships host/entrepreneur and Anarchy Championship Wrestling personality Mr. Chris Trew. It should be great, and should contain more references to NOLA and High Roller Hayze than any report to date.

Best: Pick My Next Retro Report

Here’s a list of Wrestlesmania of interest that I’d like to write about, chosen from my DVD collection. Take a second and pick the one you’d like to see most get the Best And Worst Of treatment.

(yes, Wrestlemania XX’s report would be pretty weird)

Worst: Let’s Just Pretend There Was A Triple H Segment After Rock/Cena

Best: Top 10 Comments Of The Week, Special SHIT WE SAID ABOUT THE ROCK Edition

The #1 Best in Show comment of the week goes to Jamielorance, because I’m a nerd:

Rock’s ATB was not full before John Cena cast Flee.

Walter Sobchak:

The Rock really Britta’d that whole segment

Oops Pow Surprise:

Wait, the Rock is the exact same man in and out of the ring? He’s like this off camera? He must be f**king intolerable.

Raw Is Leary:

once upon a time, mae young gave birth to a hand, and it was the worst thing that ever happened to pro wrestling.

until trending topics came along.

Feklhr:

have to imagine this is what it is like to be on the receiving end of a “Hot Carl”.

PizzaPlant:

The Rock: Floppity Floo! I AM A TRAFFIC CONE!!!

*Crowd goes crazy*

Dagotron:

“John Cena, you are a magic castle asshole!”

BookSavvy, who knows how to get to me:

PUT A BIRD ON IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

WilliamBatts:

Noam Chomsky is the only Doctor of Thuganomics

radwithaB:

it just says “Cena = gay” over and over again on Rock’s Wrist

That’s it for this week. Oh, wait, sorry, we’ve got 20 more minutes.

Uh …


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