On tonight’s show:
– Finally, The Rock, HAS COME BACK … to Portland. The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland, everybody!
– Triple H and The Undertaker continue their catch-as-catch-can verbal exchanges to build to their epic three-match at Wrestlemania. What’ll come off first, Triple H’s tie or the Undertaker’s bald cap? Stay tuned!
– John Cena almost misses the show to be the Grand Wizard (or whatever) at the rain-delayed Daytona 500, so hopefully his plane will arrive as scheduled and we won’t have to cart out Heath Slater or whoever tonight to call Eve a stupid bitch.
– Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk Champion vs. Champion may happen on the third consecutive show, and I am completely fine with that.
Remember, the top 10 comments from tonight’s open discussion thread will be featured
as my fave five in tomorrow’s Best and Worst Of WWE Raw report. That makes you an Internet celebrity by proxy!
Also something to remember: To nominate a comment for one of the top 10 of the night, be sure to reply with +1. That’ll make it easier for me to differentiate between the 2,000-or-so comments that are left.