HACKERS

FBI: Hackers Are The New Al-Qaeda

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Hey, remember the Islamic fundamentalists we've all come to fear were going to kill us all because they hate freedom so much.

#GOOGLE

1.2 The Cooler

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TERRORISTS

Letterman Addresses Al Qaeda Death Threats

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As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/08/david-letterman-threatened-by-jihadists">you may have heard</a>, some Al Qaeda retard recently called for the death of Late Show host David Letterman -- who's already fending off <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/07/drunk-guy-trashes-letterman-theater">attacks by deranged, out-of-work actors</a> -- by issuing a fatwa against him for jokes he's made about Al Qaeda.

TOUR DE FRANCE

7.21 The Cooler

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BARACK OBAMA

Al Qaeda Targeting Obama’s Grandma In Kenya

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Well you just knew that the Al Qaeda pricks, what remains of their ass-backwards little jihad boys club anyway, would be looking to retaliate against the U.

TYLER PERRY

11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives

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It’s hard to believe that it has been almost two weeks since Duane “The Rock” Johnson President Barack Obama declared to the world that American soldiers shot and killed Osama Bin Laden.

drummer cat

Al Qaeda Does Not Need Photos To Confirm Bin Laden’s Death

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Well here's something that should make <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/05/05/birthers.deathers/index.html">the "Deathers"</a> -- the Internet conspiracy theorists who believe that the Obama administration may have faked the death of Osama Bin Laden and are demanding to see photos of his dead corpse -- feel quite proud of themselves: the wackos in Al Qaeda even<a href="http://www.wwltv.com/outbound-feeds/social/Al-Qaida-confirms-Osama-bin-Ladens-death-121380954.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter"> believe that Bin Laden is dead</a>.

Spotlight

And Now He’s Dead: Osama Bin Laden

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=188439"> Nearly 10 years after the 9/11 attacks, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/osama-bin-laden">Osama bin Laden</a> has been confirmed dead by President Obama.

THE COOLER

11.5 The Cooler

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