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James Harrison Deeply Regrets Concussing Colt McCoy

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We've already shared a gallery of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/illustrated-futility-the-browns-try-to-win-a-game-on-thursday">depressing pictures from Thursday's Browns/Steelers game</a> and an <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-nfl-and-prilosec-think-well-listen-to-larry-the-cable-guy#page/1">even more depressing set about their fans</a>, so it's no surprise that game's head-to-softer-head collision that concussed Browns quarterback Colt McCoy would lead somewhere depressing, no matter what side you're on -- the league has decided to celebrate James Harrison’s fifth illegal hit against a quarterback in the past three seasons by <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82503f17/article/steelers-lb-harrison-suspended-one-game-for-mccoy-hit?module=HP11_hot_topics">making him the first player suspended for helmet-to-helmet</a> since the rule's emphasis.

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The NFL And Prilosec Think We’ll Listen To Larry The Cable Guy

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One of the NFL’s many official sponsors, Prilosec OTC has a new campaign called “A Better Way to Tailgate” to help fans avoid eating and drinking things that will give them heartburn, and that’s cool, because I suffer from heartburn a lot and I appreciate a billion dollar pharmaceutical company trying to knock the chili dog out of my fat mouth.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try To Win A Game On Thursday

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For all intents and purposes, Cleveland's 14-3 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers wasn't that big of a deal.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Taiwanese Animation: Ndamukong Suh Has A Spirit Bomb, Love Taste Of Human Flesh

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You know, for some reason I thought Ndamukong Suh transmogrifying from the Bob's Big Boy to humiliate the Cleveland Browns was going to be the best part of this video, but no, in the very next scene he uses a Spirit Bomb to attack Jay Cutler (which, while hilarious, doesn't seem necessary.

ANDREW LUCK

Congratulations To The Indianapolis Colts!

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Well, the time comes when the lights need to be turned on and the party must end.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

So When Does He Become ‘Sad’ Greg Ryan

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Viewer warning: Starting about when Meredith Marakovits says she "tucka loaka round", this video clip from P.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Peyton Hillis Is Just Giving Up On Everything

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Somewhere between a 1,100-yard, 11-scores season and a cursed Madden cover, Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis turned into Steve Urkel and started f**king up everything about his life and the lives of those around him.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Ohio’s Children Are In Good Hands

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Have you seen the episode of "Modern Family" where Luke gets taken to a psychologist and left in a parking lot, and when his parents realize what they've done they start freaking out, but he rolls up in a limo and it turns out he's smart and can find his way home.

baltimore ravens

R.I.P. Zeus: Orlando Brown Dead At 40

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Former Baltimore Ravens offensive tackle and 11-season NFL veteran Orlando "Zeus" Brown was found dead in his Baltimore home today at the age of 40, and nobody is quite sure why.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

Josh Cribbs Is Taking Down Corruption

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Josh Cribbs is living through this lockout the best he can.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Cleveland Finally Wins: Hillis Defeats Vick For Madden 2012 Cover

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<a href="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/feature/madden2012cover"> LeBron who? That fellow never won sh*t for Ohio to really brag about. Make way for Browns running back <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/peyton-hillis">Peyton Hillis</a>, 2012’s Madden curse victim.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Peyton’s Place

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Hey Cleveland, get ready for another excuse for why you never win anything: Browns running back Peyton Hillis is the <a href="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/feature/madden2012cover">face of Madden NFL 12</a>.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Ben Watson Can Now Add ‘Playmaker’ To His Business Card

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The Cleveland Browns might be the only NFL team rooting for no football in 2011.

attention whores

LeBron Doesn’t Want NBA Contraction, *Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge*

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LeBron James recently told ESPN that the NBA could benefit from teams having more superstars, a la his partnership with Dwyane Wade and that other guy on the Miami Heat.

baltimore ravens

Ed Reed Is A Fiery Competitor

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It's funny, you see, because sometimes when someone is doing something particularly well, especially in sports, people will often refer to that person as being "on fire.

BAD COACHES

Stick A Fork In Eric Mangini

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One Cleveland news outlet is reporting that Browns coach Eric Mangini will be fired at the end of the regular season, which would make him the fourth NFL head coach of the year to lose his job while everyone wondered how he got one in the first place.

Ben Roethlisberger

Colt McCoy Will Start Sunday, Among Others

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ESPN reported this morning that Cleveland Browns rookie Colt McCoy will make his first career start when the Browns visit the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday.

COLT MCCOY

Cleveland Browns suggest 5 game regular season

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Eric Mangini has never met a quarterback situation he hasn't wanted to muddle.

money

$5 Tailgating Fee Imposed At Cleveland Browns Game. As If We Needed Another Reason To Hate Cleveland

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It continually amazes me how the owners and vendors at NFL games look for ways to screw its fans.


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