If you love coffee, but hate germs, there's a bit of frightening news for you at the office.

Right now, no, Ebola won't be killing us all. But there are serious concerns.

French and Russian scientists thawed a 32,000 year old chunk of Siberian permafrost and discovered Pithovirus, the world's largest virus.

No user data was compromised, but hey, everyone else is freaking out about the whole "Facebook hacked" thing.

Hey, remember when you didn't have to worry about malware from your phone infecting your PC? Guess what!

Yeah, your doctor is using a piece of equipment that can't even run McAfee thanks to FDA rules. This will end badly.

<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/rainn-wilson-as-dwight-schrute.jpg"></a>An attempt by hackers to do something dangerous and malicious without being noticed has gone hilariously wrong, especially <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptfB1I7Ir8">if you're Dwight Schrute</a>.

<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sick-mac-220x289.png"></a>You might have <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/mac-flashback-trojan_n_1405766.html">heard about Flashback</a>, and it's a serious issue (find out of you have it <a href="http://mashable.com/2012/04/05/mac-flashback-trojan-check/">here</a>).

<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/measures-to-prevent-facebook-hacking.jpg"></a>To get at corporate intranets, apparently.