I’m talking Bael dead. Had your face eaten by a cage monster dead.
Tomorrow — Wednesday, January 27 — is the moment we’ve been waiting for since Ultima Lucha ended back in August: the season premiere return of Lucha Underground, the best wrestling show on television. We’ve missed you, vampire lords. How could we enjoy pro wrestling without you, pissed-off ninja skeletons and luchadors from outer space? WE NEED YOU IN OUR LIVES, DARIO CUETO. Fussy incestuous hero biker gangs. Dragons with nunchucks. All of you.
The season two trailer teased us with gun violence and Pentagon armies, and on Wednesday night we finally get to see what some of that’s about. Look at this, there are so many ways to watch:
As you might’ve figured out by the image at the top of the page, the folks at El Rey Network are having an exclusive season two premiere watch party at a secret location in my hometown of Austin, Texas. El Rey Network’s home base is in Austin, too, but I’m considering this a special gift to me. This is happening on Wednesday night in Austin, so if you’re down, go RSVP at this link. I’ll be there, and you can watch me gasp and happily clap my hands along with the show in real-time.
Seriously, go here and RSVP. If you aren’t in Texas, watch the show tomorrow night on TV. If you don’t get it on TV, find an option to watch it online. You don’t want to be standing there with nothing to say when we’re passionately discussing skeleton armies.
