Roman Reigns Was Seriously Injured In Braun Strowman’s Attack, According To WWE


Earlier this week, Braun Strowman gave his entry for consideration in the all-time greatest WWE Raw segments ranking by wholly and fully f*cking up Roman Reigns’s entire life. In one of those kayfabe-straddling injury updates, WWE.com gave this official update on Reigns’s “condition”:

In addition to suffering cracked ribs and internal injuries at the hands of Braun Strowman during The Monster Among Men’s savage assault on Monday, Roman Reigns is also recovering from a separated shoulder, WWE.com can now confirm.


“A giant beat me up and then tipped over my ambulance” is a way cooler story than “I hurt myself taking out the garbage,” so at least he has that going for him. Bonus points to WWE if they extend the segment to the “local medical facility” with Strowman running into the emergency room out of nowhere shouting I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.

Extra bonus points if that’s all he does from now on. Strowman drags Roman out of the uber on the way home from the hospital. STrowman bursts out of his closet as Roman is trying to get some sleep. Strowman interrupts Roman’s physiotherapy appointments and throws a giant medical skeleton replica at him. You can have those ideas for free, WWE.