Listen to your friend Malcolm Jamal Warner. He’s a cool dude.|HappyPlace|
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COMEDY SHOW IN LA THIS FRIDAY! I know I’ll probably never convince you that I’ve become less awkward and painful to watch since my days on The Grid, but regardless, our friend Joe King will also be performing, and you know that couch humper’s nothing if not entertaining. |ComradesofComedy|
The Ten Greatest ‘Simpsons’ Characters Who Appear in Only One Episode |Warming Glow|
This Week in Posters: Now with More Rum Diary |Film Drunk|
Darth Doggy: The Art Of Brian Rubenacker |Gamma Squad|
The 10 Butt-Kickingest Film Caricature Paintings By Justin Reed |UPROXX|
Kenyon Martin Reportedly Signs Richest Contract In Chinese Basketball’s History |Smoking Section|
The Last Words Of 25 Famous Dead Writers |Buzzfeed|
Miley Cyrus leaked some pictures of her crotch. |TheSuperficial|
That dude from Green Mile and his jailbait whore bride are getting their own reality show, probably on the People Who Should Be Burned for Fuel Channel (PWSBBFC). |Videogum|
History’s worst predictions. |MentalFloss|
Amanda is blonde and likes hand bras. |GorillaMask|
Watermelon skin carving is a lot more legit than it sounds. |TheDailyWhat|
Kendra Wilkinson says the secret to good marriage is having sex in different locations |FARK|
5 Careers Taylor Lautner should pursue besides acting. |ScreenJunkies|
25 of the worst videogames of all time. |HolyTaco|
The 8 Best Movie Baseballs |Moviefone|
The Long and Assy History of Between-the-Legs Movie Posters |Pajiba|
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