New FilmDrunk Shirts are here!

Our new, two-color FilmDrunk shirts are finally here. The new batch is a two-color, black and white print like you see above, and we now have it in kelly green AND red. Just in time for the holiday a month ago. The shirt is a new model from Hanes (I was really picky about the shirt type, that’s why this took so long). It’s light and soft (as opposed to a heavyweight tee) but the sizes don’t run super small like American Apparel. Get yours today! or whatever.

MORNING LINKS
I’ve Officially Made It: With Leather Makes Its WWE Debut |With Leather| (Pfff, call me when McLovin’s wearing your shirt, brah).

Yesterday I had this cat picture open in a browser tab while I was masturbating, and every time I’d close out and switch porn sites, he was there, staring at me.

Why The Heck Isn’t Gary Busey The National Spokesperson For Kia? |UPROXX|

The 15 Biggest Flops of 2011 |Film Drunk|

Goalie Tim Howard Scores From Own Half |Smoking Section|

Aaron Carter sucks at cooking, probably other stuff. |WarmingGlow|

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Akira Production Offices Shut Down. See? That’s why I didn’t bother covering this. |Gamma Squad|

Arnold and Maria aren’t getting back together. Not enough mulatto ass for Arnold. |TheSuperficial|

The Petersons will yell at you until you vote for them. |Videogum|

The thin-wall challenge: What can this guy finish while his neighbors are having sex? |TheDailyWhat|

Answered: Why do dogs walk in a circle before they sit down? |MentalFloss|

Zooey Deschanel Is Quite A Catch, Financially |Buzzfeed|

Kanye West did some more nutty sh*t I don’t feel like getting to the bottom of. |DAPSwebsite|

Yeah, I’ve Made Up Your Mind: Five 2012 Films You Might Not Know You Should Be Looking Forward To |Pajiba|

Cosplay Photoshopping GIF Makes Me Sad |Unreality|

25 animals with mohawks |HolyTaco|

Celebrity death predictions for 2012. |ScreenJunkies|

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