Rapper and marijuana aficionado Waka Flocka Flame got the hopes of millions of stoners up earlier this week when he announced on Instagram that he was looking to hire a very important employee – a blunt roller. Specifically, Mr. Flame claimed that the starting salary for this gig was a very nice $50,000, and while there was no word of medical and dental – deal breakers for the over-30 blunt rollers, I’m sure – plenty of his fans and people in general fired up the #icanroll hashtag to express their interest in joining his company in such a prestigious capacity.
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Unfortunately for everyone, the entertainment business typically promotes from within, so before this job could even be posted to Career Builder, Seth Rogen chimed in and claimed it for himself, because he’s a dude who probably needs that extra 50G a year.
.@WakaFlockabsm #icanroll Hit me up.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 16, 2014
That didn’t stop the truly desperate blunt rollers of the world from still trying to steal that job away from a leading contender like Rogen, as this girl with the very appropriate Twitter avatar was willing to drop everything to accept this gig.
@WakaFlockabsm @Sethrogen give me a job and change this lil white girls life forever. Ill leave my bf to work for you
— michi (@sweetganjababi) September 16, 2014
Alas, Miss Sweetganjababi is still unemployed, because Waka told the Huffington Post (via LADbible) that the job had been filled, and his new blunt roller is indeed the star of This is the End and Pineapple Express.
Waka Flocka and 36Brickhouse will no longer be accepting applicants for the specified job listing for ‘Personal Blunt Roller,’ as Seth Rogen has been hired to fill this position. His experience both on and off camera has earned this funnyman a slot with squad, eh. #icanROLL
Added his manager, Brick Bronson, Rogen’s job will hardly be – hold on to your seats for this amazing weed pun – KUSHy, because if he can’t cut it as Waka’s blunt roller, they’ll find someone who can.
Waka Flocka has since hired Seth Rogen, however, if he doesn’t adhere to his day-to-day responsibilities, I’ll fire him and hire James Franco. #bound
Oh celebrities and your obsession with marijuana, you are the craziest. But seriously, kids, stay in school.