Today I’m proud to present the first, official, SFW trailer for Dreamzone Entertainment‘s The Facts of Life: A P0rn Parody XXX. What can I say, the moment I saw a group of scantily clad p0rnstars doing something vaguely pop-culture-related, I knew this was perfect for us.
“The Facts Of Life: A Porn Parody XXX” trailer introduces each of the sex-craved girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College [Didn’t your mom go there? -Ed.]. Blonde and beautiful Blair (Kodi Gamble) justifies her loneliness with her rich-bitch attitude. Sexy tomboy Jo introduces a new way to make tuition funds. The cute booty Tootie (Coffee Brown) and nerdy Natalie (Kristina Rose) kick Blair and Jo out so they can have some girl-on-girl time. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrett (Raylene) the house-mother shows her concern for Tootie’s “very special episode”.
“Despite the sarcasm and vulgarity, which of course most of the adult industry doesn’t mind, FilmDrunk.com is a respectable source for information on all things movie related,” states Lee Roy Myers. “They have a very loyal following and I am anxious to debut the trailer to their fan base.”
Why yes, that is a FilmDrunk mention on an official p0rn press release. At this rate, we’ll be sponsoring a stop on the World Bukkake Tour. Ha, and to think, everyone who’s ever met me said I wouldn’t amount to anything. Hope you like the way YOUR WORDS taste, bro. (*straightens hair with pocket comb, rides away on customized rascal scooter*)