WANT: The Christopher Walken Rug

I know my birthday isn’t for a while, but I’d be willing to switch it if someone would buy me this legit Christopher Walken rug. It really ties the room together. I would smuggle this rug in my ass for three years. -Vince [Regretsy]

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