A friend of mine snapped this shot of a barista dressed like Bane from The Dark Knight Rises at a Starbucks here in San Francisco this morning, obviously, we’re big fans of awful food puns around here (see also: Wu Tang Flan, our ideas for movie-themed food trucks), so we decided to have a little fun with it. And by fun, I mean come up with the dumbest Starbucks puns we could possibly think of.