The first day of Black History Month was kicked off with new black history: Beyonce and Jay Z are pregnant and expecting twins! Oh happy day! Obviously, the news is incredibly big and important for two reasons. 1. It’s Beyonce and Jay Z, the two biggest superstars on the planet. 2. It’s the one piece of news that’s positive and has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump or the fact that this country is falling apart and we’re all screwed.
So it makes perfect sense that stans and casual listeners alike are celebrating the fact that little Blu Ivy is about to be a big sister to Red Mistletoe and Yellow Fern. For once, even for a quick second, we can put our depression and anger on hold to find joy in The Carters surprising announcement. Or, if you’re like Shea Serrano, already thinking how the twins “will lead the revolution in 2039 that takes back humanity from the Trumpians.”
But seriously, if we can all agree on anything is that this is great news. Just last September Beyonce told ABC News she definitely wanted more kids. “I would like more children. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being big sister.”
https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/826866807273353218
https://twitter.com/kevinkriz1/status/826865881884012546
Beyonce is having twins because a "Chosen One" is not enough to save us from Trump, Duterte, Putin, etc. #ChosenOnes
— Jowana Bueser (@jowanabueser) February 1, 2017
Imagine twin mini Jay-Zs pic.twitter.com/JSGeoOWwEV
— El Jardinero (@NegroBendito) February 1, 2017
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https://twitter.com/haileybaldwin/status/826865650052116481
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NO – YOU ARE CRYING BECAUSE BEYONCÉ IS HAVING TWINS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) February 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/IssaRae/status/826868975057379329
#BlackHistoryMonth is so fuckin LIT!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/YcGUjGLMY8— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) February 1, 2017
I think we all really needed this. #twins #wcw @Beyonce pic.twitter.com/fCvJEkkhZG
— Bryce Dallas Howard (@BryceDHoward) February 1, 2017
BREAKING (happy) NEWS: @Beyonce is pregnant with twins. Congrats to her & Jay Z.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 1, 2017
Damn Beyoncé fye
— CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ (@lilyachty) February 1, 2017
I would like to personally thank @Beyonce for announcing her pregnancy with twins and taking my mind off the shitty world for a minute 👸🏽🐝
— Bethany Cosentino (@BethanyCoast) February 1, 2017
can I die and be rebirthed as one of beyoncé's twins please and thank you
— James Charles (@jamescharles) February 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/zeeohmara/status/826868084484956160
Lmao Jay got caught cheating and put two babies in Beyoncé…. so he'd have free time to cheat more… genius pic.twitter.com/CrE74ByImG
— ⚡️ (@JameelHassan_) February 1, 2017
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Black Delegation: Beyoncé, Trump is president. We need you to do something to uplift black people across the country.
Beyoncé: Say no more. pic.twitter.com/ElX0KWctvy— Ty (@TyFromTheSky) February 1, 2017
