You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You are not Brad Pitt.
So, seriously, you’re not Brad Pitt. And it’s kind of weird that you keep pretending to be him. Your life will be so much more honest (yet altogether sadder and less handsome) once you realize this. And thanks to a fellow named Richard Trammell, you can see what your life really looks like: Brad Pittless.
(via Gawker)
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