Photoshopped or not Photoshopped, the cast members of “Arrow” all have way better bodies than you do (probably), and to prove it the CW has put out a series of blatantly homoerotic character posters for the new season that are clearly designed to cause one or more of the following symptoms in those viewing them:
1. Severe body anxiety, accompanied by crushing loss of self-esteem
2. General horniness
3. Nipple-play fantasies involving Stephen Amell
4. Accelerated desire to visit a tanning salon and/or work out and/or Photoshop your face onto Colton Haynes’ body
5. A sudden and inexplicable urge to watch “Arrow”
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