Previously on the Best and Worst of Those Being The Elite Guys: Cody (Rhodes) won the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, famous dick wrestler Joey Ryan was murdered but came back to life with a bunch of penis druids, and (surprise!) Chris Jericho showed up as a pissed-off ninja skeleton that’s into hair metal and mall fashion.
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And now, the Best and Worst of All Elite Wrestling Double Or Nothing, the first show under the AEW brand.
All You Need To Know About The Buy-In Is That Glacier Now Has FROST BREATH
No intro paragraphs, I don’t even want to see the logo. Just get the frost breath.
You know, I originally wrote a long thing here about why I don’t think wrestling shows need pre-shows anymore and the value of introducing your product to the widest audience that’s gonna see it with something more representative of your product as a whole, but I cut it. It’s honestly pretty hard to gauge the broader intent of a pre-show battle royal as it relates to how good or bad a wrestling brand’s going to be, and WWE’s got me so trained I almost have to relearn how to accept things for what they are, and not for what they “mean.” It’s like C.S. Lewis said, “You can’t go on ‘seeing through’ things forever. The whole point of seeing through something is to see something through it. To ‘see through’ all things is the same as not to see.”