We had some free time with Brock Lesnar, so we asked him to help puppy-sit.
WAIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PUPPY
Before the ESPN interview about his return to MMA at UFC 200 and the announcement of his opponent, Brock Lesnar played with a puppy. This is the evidence. It makes us a little nervous, considering that our only previous examples of The Beast Incarnate interacting with animals are the times he murdered a bunch of prairie dogs with a machine gun and the time he F-5’d a shark. BE VERY CAREFUL AND OBEDIENT, TINY PUPPY.
If the WWE 2K17 teaser showing Bill Goldberg headed to Suplex City and the belief that Goldberg has “50 more” matches in him are any indication, we could be headed toward another showdown between pro wrestling’s biggest, scariest and most muscular monsters who are secretly adorable with baby animals. Never forget kitten-enthusiast Bill Goldberg:
