Daniel Bryan Is Still Hilariously Hating On The Universal Championship


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WWE’s Universal Championship — aka the Lord Zedd version of the regular WWE Championship — was introduced back in July of 2016.

About a week later, then-Smackdown General Manager Daniel Bryan took a shot at the title on an episode of Talking Smack: “We don’t wanna be like Raw and just all of a sudden, day after, like, “oh we don’t have a world title so we’re gonna have a UNIVERSAL TITLE, A GALAXY TITLE, THESE GUYS ARE GONNA BE THE MILKY WAY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!”

A couple of weeks later, Bryan and Shane McMahon debuted their own mock-up of the “Universal Championship,” and it was just a regular men’s leather belt with a giant aluminum foil “U” across the crotch.

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Now that Daniel Bryan has been cleared to compete and has a WrestleMania return win under his regular men’s (pleather?) belt, he’s part of the Smackdown roster again and, by proxy, available for trade in the Superstar Shake-up.

In a backstage interview with Mike Rome, Bryan pleaded with Smackdown’s new management to keep him on Smackdown, because he “bleeds blue,” and also one other very important reason: he really doesn’t want that Universal Championship.

“I don’t want to be on Raw. I don’t want to be going for the Championship of the Universe. Do you know how silly that is? I don’t want to be Champion of the Universe, I want to be the World Champion. I want to wrestle AJ Styles, I want to wrestle Shinsuke Nakamura, I want all those guys to stay on Smackdown so Smackdown can be the best show … in the universe.”

I think I speak for everyone when I say, we would also like all of those things.

Anyway, here’s the future Tatooine Banthaweight Champion Daniel Bryan.

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