Hello, and welcome to weekly Impact Wrestling coverage on With Spandex. And also welcome to me, LaToya Ferguson, your recapper and friend. Who loves ya, baby? Me, the person who gets down to the nitty and the especially gritty of Impact Wrestling every week — regardless of her physical and mental well-being — just for you. It’s getting harder and harder to write about this show, despite it technically being better than it was just a few months ago. But how many times can a person say, “This match was fine. It probably would have been better in a different company.” you know?
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Previously: The best match on the card didn’t even: 1. Take place in the Impact Zone. 2. Get to air in full. Or even close to full.