I don’t want to spoil it for you, so please, click play on the video and watch it all the way through before reading.
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Yeah, if you were worried about the future of the Bullet Club and the formation of the sub-group “The Elite” after AJ Styles was superkicked out of New Japan, here’s Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks apologizing for the events of The New Beginning by holding a press conference and doing an amazing/terrible karaoke rendition of Pink’s ‘Raise Your Glass.’ The entire song. Yes, at one point they complain about how dirty the Intercontinental Championship is. You’re the Cleaner, dude. Clean it. And yes, at one point they start crotch-chopping to the beat.
Maybe “the greatest promo of all-time” is being a little hyperbolic, but I never saw Dusty Rhodes or Cactus Jack quoting Top 40 pop songs to justify their actions. The Elite should use Pink songs to explain every feud they have. If they get into it with Jushin Thunder Liger, avoid the shotei and hit him with ‘U + Ur Hand.’ Do we still have time for ‘Please Don’t Leave Me’ for Shinsuke Nakamura?
