Scott Hall has never been any stranger to controversy throughout his life and his career, and that has continued to this very day. In fact, one of the most recent times he’s come to wrestling fans’ attention was when he made some weirdly creepy and sexual comments about Paige, which Paige totally didn’t care about at all. Hall also sometimes makes adult-content jokes on social media with a “Hall After Dark” hashtag.
But the WWE Hall of Famer recently shared a photo on his Instagram page of his brand new Christmas tree, all decorated for the holidays! So festive! Unfortunately, he quickly had to delete the picture, because he forgot that it included a full view of his television, on which he was watching hardcore porn.
Luckily, the fine folks over at The LAD Bible managed to get a screen shot of the ‘Gram in question before The Bad Guy pulled it down.
Yep, that’s porno on the teevee, alright! It’s actually taking up SO MUCH of the photo of his Christmas tree that you actually wonder whether he was trying to take a photo of the porno, but accidentally got his tree in there. A real porno chicken and the porno egg situation. Please don’t do an image search for either “porno chicken” or “porno egg” or we’ll be legally required to report you to the authorities.
The good news here is that Hall has given us all a very important Christmas gift: a new euphemism for watching porn. “Just put my tree up” is probably the best possible term for when you want to be honest that you’re crankin’ it, or about to. A possible scenario:
BAE: Come over
ME: Just put my tree up
BAE: My parents aren’t home
ME: can’t you read
Thanks, Scott! Happy holidays!
UPDATE: We’re hearing some unconfirmed report that this might be a fake, but The Daily Mail and loads of other outlets are vetting it, with BET.com suggesting it may be an old meme that Hall thought would be hilarious. All we have to say about it is … it would be far from the most surprising thing Scott Hall ever did.
