Yes, that is a picture of “a man who owns a restaurant” hitting a Steinerline on an enormous, anthropomorphic pierogi during a footrace at a baseball stadium. Sometimes a story can be too relevant to an author’s interests.
Wednesday night was “Legends Of Wrestling” night at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, featuring some actual wrestling legends and also the Nasty Boys. The custom jerseys are spectacular. There’s so much going on here:
Okay, let’s figure this out. Kurt Angle has 96 because he won the gold medal in 1996, obviously. Booker T is 5 because he’s a 5-time (5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time) WCW Champion. Scott Steiner got 69 because he’s a throbbing boner masquerading as a man. I thought maybe Tito Santana had 74 because that was the year he debuted, but Wikipedia says he didn’t debut until ’77. The Nasty Boys got 13 and 42 because those were the obvious ones left over. How great is it that MLB un-retired Jackie Robinson’s number so “Nasty Sag” would wear it?