By now, you’re all sick and tired of my insistence that Total Divas is the greatest television show of all time. And while that is objectively, empirically true, I will save you from my gushing (mostly) and just let you know that we’re now up to the midway point of season seven, the season where Rusev met a baby pig.
While the show remains extremely good (and even more so with the infusion of new cast members Alex Bliss, Nia Jax, and Carmella), the holidays are nearly upon us, which means the show will be going dark for the next couple weeks while everyone spends time with their family or whatever.
So the sad news is no new Total Bellas for the remainder of the year, but the GREAT news is that there’s a mid-season teaser here to get you pumped for what’s still to come in season seven.
We encourage you to watch this a few times and hit pause often to get some of those good, quick flashes of brilliance in your system.
VERY IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON:
– Natalya winning the Smackdown Women’s Championship
– Rusev apparently being licked by a drag queen
– Maryse’s pregnancy
– Rusev and that drag queen tho
– Nikki on Dancing with the Stars
– Lana becoming a professional farmer
– I MUST KNOW THE STORY OF RUSEV AND THAT DRAG QUEEN AT ONCE
It’s going to be a rough couple of weeks with Total Divas being gone, and only the stupid holidays to keep us warm. This is unacceptable, but we’ll have to muddle through, somehow.