Previously, on Total Divas: Maryse found out she was pregnant, Rusev finally grilled in the nude, and Naomi had the toots.
This week is the season seven finale of the world’s greatest show, but at least we have Total Bellas to look forward to. Without further ado, let’s get down to business.
Dancing With The Stars Is Difficult
Nikki is finally beginning her Dancing With the Stars training and competition, and I don’t know if you’ve ever heard this about that show, but it’s a lot of hard work. She’s training six hours a day, even on Sundays! And she doesn’t even have time to go shopping with Brie and Birdie! She also doesn’t have time for some more important stuff, but more on that later.
We get our first look at Nikki’s DWTS performances, and if you hadn’t heard, she did really well on that show. And yes, because she’s a wrestler, part of the choreography of one of her numbers was her body slamming her partner. “Maybe you could do, like, a wrestling move?” is a standard mating cry of all Hollywood producers who have had to work with a pro wrestler and can’t be bothered to actually watch pro wrestling themselves.
Mr. Hero Finds Out
Miz and Maryse decide to break the news of their pregnancy to Miz’s parents before telling WWE. They take the world famous Mr. Hero and Miz’s mom out to breakfast, and Mr. Hero even combed his hair for the occasion! He looks sharp!
They sit the parents Mizanin down to tell them the news, and first swear them to absolute secrecy. Miz’s dad very rightfully asks what the entire camera crew is doing there if this is a secret. Mr. Hero rules. Go patronize the Mr. Hero eating establishments if you happen to be in the Cleveland area at any point.
Later, Miz and Maryse go house shopping in Cleveland, and find a Cleveland mansion that even includes a luxurious dog mansion inside it. Layers upon layers. They’re trying to decide whether to get a new place in Cleveland, Los Angeles, or Las Vegas after selling their old house, and the stress of both being pregnant and going house shopping is very hard on Maryse. I can imagine!
(By the way, when they tell ICE COLD Mark Carrano about the pregnancy, it’s fantastic. You’ll just have to watch the episode for his trademark sarcastic-alien delivery.)