Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro: Rowdy Roddy Piper returned as the temporary head of the WCW Executive Committee while J.J. Dillon recovers from leg-dropped related injuries, Lex Luger and Diamond Dallas Page shared the worst handshake you’ve ever seen, and Hollywood Hogan murdered a Sting mannequin.
Click here to watch this week’s pay-per-view on WWE Network. You can catch up with all the previous episodes of WCW Monday Nitro on the Best and Worst of Nitro tag page. Follow along with the competition here.
Remember, if you want us to keep writing 20-year-old WCW jokes, click the share buttons and spread the column around. If you don’t tell them how much you like these, nobody’s going to read them. We took a couple of weeks off from these, so hit this one hard if you want to keep them regular.
And now, the Best and Worst of WCW Fall Brawl 1997, originally aired on September 14, 1997.
Best: Members Of Harlem Heat
Fall Brawl ’97 starts with HARLEM HEAT WITH JACQUELINE, aka “Eddie Guerrero,” challenging Canadian Room Temperature Standing Water Chris Jericho for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship. Maybe they think he’s a member of Harlem Heat because for the last month of TV he’s been doing three people’s worth of work.
Eddie’s on a different level here, and you can see why he and Mysterio would want to put together the absolute masterpiece at Halloween Havoc a month later. Sadly, mid-97 Chris Jericho is not Rey Mysterio Jr. and is still so bland he makes Charlie Rose look like Howard Stern, so the match isn’t Halloween Havoc good, but it’s certainly worth watching.
The differences in personalities make a lot of the otherwise boring mat stuff work, as Jericho’s like, “HEY, I KNOW SOME MOVES, WATCH ME DO ONE,” and Eddie’s like, focused and meticulously dedicated to ripping Jericho’s arms off. It’s the most blatant illustration of wrestling’s “you’ve gotta have a KILLER INSTINCT” talking point I’ve seen in a while, and I like that Eddie is super rudo without really doing anything unforgivable, and that he wins the match clean using skill, and not cheating. He’s just the better man. He reverses the weight on a backdrop off the ropes and hits a frog splash to become the new champion, and now the best WCW Cruiserweight Championship ever is about to happen.