Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for April 1, 2019. These real, not April Fool’s Joke results from the go-home show for WrestleMania featured a police brawl, a Raw Tag Team Championship match, a farewell address from Kurt Angle, and more.
Make sure you’re here tomorrow for the complete Best and Worst of Raw column.
WWE Raw Results:
– Stephanie McMahon opened the show by announcing that the WrestleMania main event will be “winner take all,” with both the Raw and Smackdown Women’s Championships on the line.
– Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar had a confrontation in the ring that got physical. Rollins hit multiple low-blows on Lesnar to stun him, superkicked him in the face, then hit the stomp. Rollins posed with the Universal Championship over Lesnar’s body.
1. Sasha Banks, Bayley, Natalya, and Beth Phoenix defeated Nia Jax, Tamina, and The Iiconics. During the match, Phoenix put Tamina through the ringside barricade. Phoenix pinned Peyton Royce after a Glam Slam.
– Batista cut a promo, and here it is in its entirety: “Hunter, kiss my ass.”
2. Apollo Crews defeated Jinder Mahal. The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal participants were around the ring during the match. Crews won in no time with a frog splash. After the match, everyone had an impromptu battle royal, which was won by Crews.
– Kurt Angle tried to say goodbye to the Raw audience, but was interrupted by Baron Corbin. This led to Rey Mysterio, who was originally supposed to be Angle’s opponent, challenging Corbin to a match later in the night.
3. Raw Tag Team Championship Match: The Revival (c) defeated Aleister Black and Ricochet. Scott Dawson hid under the ring and grabbed Ricochet’s leg, causing him to get counted out. After the match, Black and Ricochet beat up the champs.
– Drew McIntyre attacked Roman Reigns backstage. The story is that Roman may not be 100% for singles competition.
4. Ronda Rousey, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte Flair defeated The Riott Squad. A pre-match stipulation said that if anyone betrayed their teammate, they’d be out of the WrestleMania match. Rousey won easily by submission with an armbar on Liv Morgan, then immediately attacked Flair. The three brawled until security and police got involved, leading to everyone being handcuffed.
The fight continued backstage, with multiple police cars being damaged and things getting crazy.
THIS. IS. OUT. OF. CONTROL. #Raw @RondaRousey @BeckyLynchWWE @MsCharlotteWWE pic.twitter.com/X86C4t0Uyu
— WWE (@WWE) April 2, 2019
5. Heavy Machinery defeated Chad Gable and Bobby Roode. Otis pinned Gable after a Compactor. Lacey Evans randomly interrupted the match in the middle, but nothing happened.
6. Braun Strowman defeated two random jobbers he decided to call Michael Che and Colin Jost. Strowman won with a double powerslam.
– Finn Bálor announced that he’ll be wrestling as The Demon in his Intercontinental Championship match at WrestleMania. He made a funny face.
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7. Baron Corbin defeated Rey Mysterio. Corbin won with Deep Six. After the match, Angle attacked Corbin on the stage and put him in an ankle lock.
