Tuesday marked the first night of Hanukkah, which means we’re still in for seven additional crazy nights. But perhaps the craziest (and best) night has already happened, because WWE enlisted their best and most currently notable Jewish Superstar to do some very fun education of the rest of the roster.
We’re referring, of course, to the one and only Drew Gulak, a man who is so great and entertaining as 205 Live’s resident PowerPoint enthusiast and Enzo Amore’s heat-garnering majordomo that we dedicated an entire Thanksgiving post to him. We made the right decision on that front, obviously.
If you aren’t familiar with Gulak’s overt Jewish pride, well then you apparently aren’t familiar with the time that he single-handedly defeated anti-Semitism.
Remember, people: he’s woke. He’s a woke man. And as such, he is the IDEAL and ONLY candidate to teach the wonderful game of dreidel to his fellow WWE Superstars, including Bayley, Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, Carmella, Kalisto, the Ascension, and Shinsuke Nakamura. He didn’t even need a PowerPoint presentation to do it! BUT HE USED SLIDES ANYWAY. BEHOLD:
Carmella shrugging when Gulak asks if she has any Hanukkah memories is maybe the third-best part. The Ascension playing dreidel in full makeup is maybe the second-best part. Kalisto barely talking throughout is the clear winner here. Ha! Just kidding. Drew Gulak is the big winner. Now and forever. … The winner of OUR HEARTS.