Game of Thrones is amazing, everybody knows it and it’s one of the most popular shows on TV thanks to that, and of course the dragons. Season seven is underway, and people are loving it and celebrating its existence every Sunday night, including T-Pain, who has taken it upon himself to live-tweet his thoughts each Sunday as he sits down and watches the war for the Iron Throne play out.
Obviously, plenty of people are doing the exact same thing each week, even Gucci Mane, but what separates Teddy Pain from the pack is that his reactions are hilarious and shockingly knowledgeable of the series and even the books. Sure, maybe he had time to read through those thousand page epics between all the drinks he was buying for the bartender and all the strippers he was falling in love with, but I know I wasn’t expecting T-Pain to be a maester in the arts of A Song of Fire and Ice.
But alas, Pain does seem to be some sort of an expert, and though he got started late tonight, his reactions to the second episode of the season did not disappoint.
I just got home! ROLL OPENING CREDITS M'LORD!!!
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
First, there was Daenerys starting the episode off with a few tongue lashings towards her constituents.
The mother of dragons is gonna have to add “queen of shade throwin” to that long ass intro she already has #GoTS7 #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
Then Pain offering one of the many amazing reactions to the reunion of Arya Stark and her long lost direwolf Nymeria.
Dog like “bitch, but she got dragons” lol. #GoTS7 #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
And a hat tip to the hair braider responsible for all the dope braids in Westeros.
Whoever is doin the braids on #GoTS7 need to open a salon on MLK in Atlanta
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
Like everybody else, T-Pain was hyped to see everybody’s favorite it couple Grey Worm and Missandei finally do the deed.
Had to give her some of that BrownWorm lol. Wait a minute. Is there….. nothing? Have we confirmed exactly what sully got unsullied? 🤦🏿♂️
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
Then he gave Little Finger the side-eye that we’ve all given him.
Little finger gonna let this weird obsession with Stark women get him fucked up fr #GoTS7 #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
He went back to Arya and Nymeria for a second.
Where the fuck is Liam Neeson when you need em?! Them wolves pulled up on her ass lol #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
And lost it during the big battle of the night.
Reek ain't got no pee pee #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
I'm glad Yara ain't a dude. Definitely would've been weird having to fight while you got a solid boner goin. #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
THEON, WHAT THE FUCK?! 🤦🏿♂️ #GameOfThrones
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
I'm done wit Reek fr. He need to go out the titanic way. This puss……..🤦🏿♂️ oh my god why did it end. I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
Finally, he looked back at Samwell The Grey Scale Scraper Off-er…
I can do a two day marathon of @SandraLeeMD videos and couldn't sit through 20 seconds on this man getting his fake skin cut off #GoTS7
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
and gave Grey Worm one last shout out.
One more time for the war GreyWorm!!!!! #GoTS7
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) July 24, 2017
Game of Thrones may never be the same again now that T-Pain is here with us.