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    DISTURBING MASCOTS

    Watch A Shirtless Man Emerge From A Garbage Can During A Rockets Game

    Watch A Shirtless Man Emerge From A Garbage Can During A Rockets Game

    March 24, 2016by: Uproxx authorsDave Lozo

    The New Lemonheads Candy Mascot Is Going To Give Your Children Nightmares

    May 19, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About Otey, The Arkansas Travelers’ Horrifying Possum Mascot

    March 28, 2014by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

    February 25, 2014by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    It Was Terrifying While It Lasted: Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Head Replacement

    January 23, 2014by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    The Pierre The Pelican Nightmare Continues With His Creepy New Sign

    November 13, 2013by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    As Expected, The Internet Had A Field Day With The Debut Of The New Orleans Pelicans Mascot

    October 31, 2013by: Uproxx authorsAshley Burns

    Scary Football Spongebob Sez: ‘Play Free Fantasy Football And Win $250 Or Else’

    October 13, 2011by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    Amarillo BonerSox Mascot Not a Big Deal, Has Precedent

    June 30, 2011by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – South Atlantic League

    April 8, 2011by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud

    A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – New York-Penn League

    March 28, 2011by: Uproxx authorsBrandon Stroud
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