Water parks are like the greatest thing ever when you’re young, but as one transitions to adulthood and the world loses its magic, you eventually begin to realize that fun place you went to as a kid was really just a cesspool of germs, fungus, and urine. (A lot of urine.) However, when you become an adult and have kids, a trip to a water park at some point becomes a necessary evil. Adam Scott recently learned this the hard way, telling James Corden on Monday night that going to a water park “is basically agreeing to go and just bathe in a thousand other peoples’ filth.”
Scott says that after a few hours at the water park, he couldn’t get his wife and kids out of there fast enough, and goes on to tell the cautionary tale of why it is never a good thing to see your kids point at something in the corner behind the closed door of a family changing room and nervously shout “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” But really, what trip to the water park isn’t complete without encountering a “full-sized human turd.” You say “full-sized human turd,” I say “childhood memories in the making.”