Nothing quite stimulates the romance and splendor of finding out you’re (accidentally) going to be a father for the first time like someone swapping your alcohol labels to read “Daddy’s Beer” and “Oops.”
That’s how this poor fella learned the news of his impending fatherhood. Unsurprisingly, the announcement’s sheer lack of charm was matched only by his reaction, which was as cold as the beer that unceremoniously delivered the news.
Congratulations to the (lucky?) couple.