Megan Fox as a topless angel & morning links

This movie looks pretty bad, but hellooo, Google bait. MEGAN FOX TOPLESS LESBIAN BUKKAKE PUPPIES. |CelebJihad|

MORNING LINKS

  • Do NOT try to sell an illicit miniature horse on Craigslist. |Uproxx|
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  • Wayne Rooney will fight the internet in real life. |WithLeather|
  • You know it’s a good KSK post when a door flies open. |KissingSuzyKolber|
  • Will you be raptured?  A flow chart. |TheDailyWhat|
  • Guy concocts story about being mugged to avoid having to tell his wife that he never got Oprah tickets. |BostonStool|
  • Jennifer Nicole Lee writhing around in underwear and a wet shirt. |GorillaMask|
  • Vajazzling for men: Pejazzling. |HolyTaco|
  • The most successful real-life pirates. |Ranker|
  • Dogs in bumblebee costumes ride merry-go-round. |Buzzfeed|
  • Woody Allen films ranked from worst to best. |Nerve|
  • Jane Seymour says Arnold definitely has more love children, and she would know, she was a medicine woman. |TheSuperficial|
  • 9 Films to prepare you for judgment day. |ScreenJunkies|