Shane McMahon Is Getting Ready For The Undertaker With Dips And Muay Thai

Shane McMahon returned to WWE for the first time in six years on Monday — missing the entirety of Daniel Bryan’s WWE career, by the way — and immediately found himself in a power struggle for control of Monday Night Raw. That involves his father putting him in a Hell in a Cell match against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. That’s kinda like walking into your boss’ office to ask for a raise and him being like, “I’ll put you in charge of the entire company, but first you’ve got to win an Olympic gold medal in track and field.”

Shane O Mac’s not taking the challenge lightly, though, and he’s prepping for the Dead Man in his most impossible-to-beat situation by training with English kickboxing legend Phil Nurse. Plus, he’s doing dips until it triggers his inner mutant ability and he transforms into Vince.

Vinnie Mac guns and the ability to get kicked in the head really hard will do Shane a lot of good, especially if they keep him away from his more obvious gameplan of, “jump off a really tall thing.” That’s his go-to. I don’t want to know what he’s planning to jump off of in a Hell in a Cell in AT&T Stadium. The cage? The video screen? Kicks and dips, guys. Kicks and dips.

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