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A Complete Collection Of Disappointed Fan Faces From Daniel Bryan’s Loss At WWE Elimination Chamber

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Daniel Bryan took another hard loss at WWE Elimination Chamber, and WWE kept cutting to the saddest, most disappointed people in the world. Here they are.

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Morning Links: The Best Iron Bowl Fan Reactions Are Either Hilarious Or Soul-Crushing

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The Best Auburn vs. Alabama Iron Bowl reactions are priceless. Or, uh, horrible depending on who you are.

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Easiest Contest Ever: Win Stuff By Pointing Out How Crappy Bob Sapp Is

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Would you like to win a free trip to Australia and $300 to stand in the corner of Bob Sapp for the 40-50 seconds it takes for whoever's fighting him to knock him out.

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Watch Hulk Hogan Flush His Remaining Dignity Before The Sex Tape Arrives

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Right now you're probably saying, "But With Leather, Hulk Hogan lost his dignity YEARS ago.

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So When Does He Become ‘Sad’ Greg Ryan

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Viewer warning: Starting about when Meredith Marakovits says she "tucka loaka round", this video clip from P.

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History’s Most Depressing Video Of Two Fat Guys Fighting To The Death

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Imagine, if only for a moment, a fantasy situation wherein an evil witch or wicked stepmother casts a spell on two gluttonous, hyper-masculine men and turns them into pigs.

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At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.

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Sometimes You’ve Just Got to Let Those Hard to Reach Chips Go

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Sometimes a sports story happens and all I can do is shake my head and say, "damn, Jon Bois is going to turn this into scripted melodrama.

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Tiger Woods Moves Into Fortress of Solitude

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On Monday, Tiger Woods announced on his blog (easydater.

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This New Big Ten Logo Sucks

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It's official: I'm done apologizing for the Big Ten.


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