No One Enjoyed The 55-Gallon Drum Of Lube Amazon Was Selling For Prime Day

Hope you acted quickly on Prime Day, or else you missed the chance to buy Amazon’s best deal: a 55-gallon drum of lubricant. Passion Lubes’ barrel full of “natural, water-based” sex juice promises that with “its superb formula, you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials.” And all for the low, low price of $1,361.80, down from $2,500. Now THAT’S a deal, although some prudes on the internet didn’t think so.

https://twitter.com/MattMO2Go/status/621376162174910464

https://twitter.com/JonFrat/status/621287477563801600

https://twitter.com/LoriDianeSmith/status/621313866836762624

https://twitter.com/Squeaver/status/621316438364692481

https://twitter.com/nicktation/status/621299073165983744

https://twitter.com/darth/status/621356619431972864

https://twitter.com/DELICIOUSKEK/status/621434037945651201

https://twitter.com/Wonder_Phoenix/status/621359927735357440

https://twitter.com/bryanrbeal/status/621411991081590784

Fine. Just means more comically large amount of lube for me. And these guys:

They get it.