You’ve had this conversation before, the one where you’re either really mad or really happy about something and you text “i’m so f*cking angry” or “i’m so f*cking happy” (you are very literal with your texts) to a friend. Except your iPhone annoyingly autocorrects your messages to “i’m so ducking angry” or “i’m so ducking happy,” which, ironically, makes you extra f*cking angry. It’s a problem that’s plagued mankind for, I dunno, a couple of years, but worry no longer, there’s an easy solution. A motherf*cking life hack, if you will.
Steven Thrasher, a columnist for the Guardian, got sick of always having to tell his iPhone, no, I meant to say “don’t f*ck with me,” not “don’t duck with me.” So he discovered that if you add “f*ck f*cker” and “f*cking f*cking” to your contacts (minus the asterisks — this is a f*cking family-friendly website, after all), your prudish iPhone will never try to censor you again. “The iPhone would just think I knew someone named F*ck,” he told BuzzFeed. The rest of the world has finally caught up with Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck’s family.
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This iPhone trick makes quoting Goodfellas and Limp Bizkit’s “Hot Dog” much easier. Then again, if you’re still texting lyrics from Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water in 2016, you probably have bigger problems.
(Via BuzzFeed)