Mars, you’ve just been EARTH’D. Laughing Squid reports that “one of NASA’s Mars rovers seems to have drawn a penis on the surface of Mars. The photo, spotted by redditor aggrazel, appears on NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory mission page.” Now that step one of Earth’s eventual conquering of Mars has been completed, it’s up to these brave bastards to accomplish step two: outer-space duckface. NBC can turn it into a reality show. “Coming this fall, Mars Surface Selfies, right after an all-new episode of Cats, Cats, and More Cats.”