AHHH MR. FREEZE IS HERE I GET TO FIGHT MR. FREEZE
AHHHH I GOT THE GRAPNEL BOOST NOW I CAN BATMAN AROUND TOWN
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Links
The 10 Finest Celebrity Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses – I don’t know if I hate this or if I love it, so click over and decide for yourself. And while we’re at it, ears sorta look like Foot Soldier heads. [UPROXX]
FilmDrunk’s Guide to Oscar Season – It’s going to be really depressing when The Help wins everything. No movie wherein “MMM MMM I LOVES ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN” is said without irony should be considered for major awards in 2011. [Film Drunk]
YES: Carla Gugino Joins ‘Justified’! (Bonus: Gratuitous Carla Gugino Gallery) – From a Kevin Arnold love interest to a Zack Morris love interest to a The Comedian love interest, Carla Gugino has been sexy and awesome for at least 20 years. At least. [Warming Glow]
The Best And Worst of WWE Raw 10/17: El Mejor Y Peor – Don’t forget to read and comment on this. It’s right below you! It’s the one with pictures of muscly girls in their underpants! [With Leather]
Soulja Boy Arrested For Weed, Releases Movie All In One Day – Tomorrow when he wakes up, he should take a look at himself in the mirror and ask, “What’s up?” [Smoking Section]
Mo’ Worlds, Mo’ Problems: Future World, Fifth World and Ancient History Problems – C-A-R, P-A, T-H-I-A, no info for the, D-E-A. [Gamma Squad]
Selena Gomez Gets Her Gangsta’ On – I want your life, Justin Bieber. I want it. I will use my Genesis Machine to steal your youth. [Buzzfeed]
Is This the Best or Worst Movie Costume in History? – The worst. THE WORST. [Moviefone]
Adult Swim’s Oddities of Stop Motion – This is honestly a really cool list, and one that makes me wish more Internet top tens or whatever attempted objectivity. [Adult Swim]
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day – The best news about America in at least a few years. [The Daily What]
5 TV Characters That Prove You Don’t Have to Be “Manly” to Be an Awesome Man – Crush girls now. Couldn’t last year. Oh you like me now? Well that’s weird. [Pajiba]
An Amazing Super Mario Bros. Wedding Invitiation – My friends Randy and Jenny just got married using Scott Pilgrim-themed invitations just like this. I hope the “Congratulations! You Chose Vegan!!!” card graphic is just Toad shrugging his shoulders. [Unreality]
