True Facts About The Armadillo According To That Liar, Jerry

Ze Frank broke out his best Morgan Freeman impression to wow us with completely legit Morgan Freeman facts. Then he taught us about seahorses, the tarsier, the mantis shrimp, and the cuttlefish. Now he’s back with indisputably true facts about the armadillo, a rolling ball of leprosy and boners.

Check out the video above for amazing facts about armadillos. For example, ancient relatives of the armadillo could fart fire and teleport short distances, according to Jerry. And the three-banded armadillo looks suspiciously like a kitten, also according to Jerry. I think we know which Jerry is doing the factchecking here.

JERRY!

(Video via Ze Frank. Picture by Rich Anderson via Creative Commons license.)