An enterprising horndog named “Joshua” (not me) came up with a radical idea: what would happen if you texted 32 Tinder dates at once? Tinder, for those not in the know, is a swipe-based, battery-draining app that allows you to decide who’s hot and who’s not, not unlike the game you used to play in high school, “Why Won’t Any Girls Go to the Dance with Me? My Mom Says I’m Hot.” Anyway, his plan worked, assuming his plan was to get nearly three dozen ladies to bond over their hatred of “Joshua” (not me).
“Joshua” should hook up with meme breakup guy. They’d get along really well.