I have to admit, I’m more than a little bit jealous of this girl who finds a pearl the very first time she ever eats a raw oyster. I’ve eaten hundreds of raw oysters in my lifetime and the only thing I’ve ever gotten was a crippling case of food poisoning that almost left me unable to make my flight and stranded in New Orleans. Which is why I cannot stress hard enough to never, ever eat oysters on the half shell from some shady place you stumbled into drunk. I can almost promise you the outcome will be less pleasant than finding a pearl inside of your oyster.
(Via Reddit)