Mario and Fafa of Glove and Boots — who I will regard as real people even though they are puppets — made two videos showing the classic video games you can play on the Wii, including Pac-Man, lost Mario levels, Ice Hockey, Punch-Out (which is no longer Mike Tyson related), and Splatterhouse, a game that’s “already scary, because the graphics are so bad.”
I won’t give away all the jokes. You’ll just have to watch. It’s worth it. I will say I was surprised neither of them ever said, “You lose! Good day, sir!”
[Hat tip and a sweet Excite Bike track to TheAwesomer.]