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Bill Murray calls Kelly Lynch’s husband every time he sees her sex scene in Roadhouse |Film Drunk|
The Supreme Court (And One Brat) May Get Rid Of Affirmative Action Today |Smoking Section|
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Alex Rodriguez Is Still A Grade A Poon Hound |With Leather|
The Empire PSYkes Back |Daily What|
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The Parisian Trampoline Bridge |High Definite|
Dr. Steve Brule Has Something to Sell You |Gorilla Mask|
How to Use Taylor Swift Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines |Brobible|
Rabbi Writes Patronizing Letter To Sarah Silverman, Has His Ass Handed To Him By Her Dad |HuffPost Comedy|
After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Host the Golden Globes Together, Here Are Five Projects They Should Remake |Pajiba|
Mitt Romney Won’t Release His Spotify Playlist |College Humor|
Dear runners, stop that barefoot nonsense and put some shoes on. And guys: wear a shirt for god’s sake. Sincerely, Science |Fark|
29 People Caught Reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey” In Public |Buzzfeed|
Why Hollywood Needs to Ease Up on the “Grittiness” Throttle |Unreality|
Man Tries to “Walk” Across Irish Sea in a Hamster Wheel, Fails |Technabob|
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