If you’ve been to a music festival, then it shouldn’t come as a shock to you that one or two people there might have some drugs on their person. You’ve probably even seen one of these people get busted for having drugs — something that is just flat-out uncomfortable to watch. That person might have had a bag of weed on them, or a couple joints. You know, nothing too extreme.
Those people are not Brian Anthony Wiley and Trevor Franklin Watson III.
These two dudes, both from Chattanooga, Tennessee, were arrested at Bonnaroo this past weekend for allegedly having what the Coffee County Sheriff’s Office said was “a very large amount of drugs.” I would call it a boatload of drugs. Or a Sam’s Club of drugs. Or a doomsday prepper’s bunker worth of drugs.
Here’s what police found on Wiley:
- 202 jars of THC oil, weighing about 15 milliliters
- Two bags of mushrooms, weighing about 7 grams each
- Three bags with about 60 panes of blotter acid
- 241 bags of about 120.5 grams of what police believe is Ketamine
- 22 bags of white powder weighing about 144.5 grams of what police believe is cocaine
- Six Xanax bars
- 220 bags weighing about 1,210 grams of a green plantlike substance police believe is marijuana
And here’s what police found on Watson:
- Six bottles containing 15 milliliters of THC oil
- 10 bags weighing 20 grams of a green plantlike substance police believe is marijuana
- 2 grams of a white powder police believe is cocaine
- Four Molly capsules
- 14 bags of a crystal substance weighing 14 grams, which police believe is Molly
- 13 bags of a powdery substance weighing about 13 grams, which police believe is Ketamine
The cops probably spotted these two amateur pharmacists because they were the ones with 18 backpacks, droopy cargo pants and trench coats. They were also the ones constantly dousing themselves with cologne to hide the smell of the nearly 165 grams of the “green plantlike substance police believe is marijuana,” the police found.
In addition to all the drugs they were lugging around with them, police also discovered “a large amount of cash” believed to profits (or cash on hand for making change if these guys were thoughtful businessmen) and a ledger, in which these two rocket scientists kept track of their sales because they’ve obviously never seen The Untouchables.
Wiley is being held on $255,000 bond, while Watson is being held on $50,000 bond.
(Via Radio.com)
