As we all know by now, Billy Corgan is at the helm of the Impact Wrestling creative team. While his best intentions end up making Impact look more like a penguin flying a plane, we now exist in a world where he and delightful Scottish scamp Grado have publicly discussed Marilyn Manson’s penis. Wrestling is so weird sometimes:
the world we are we living in where a daft cunt like me asks Billy from S. Pumpkins what size @marilynmanson's Boab pic.twitter.com/JZgtR4IQGA
— GRADO (@gradowrestling) February 4, 2016
Welp, I don’t think I ever wanted to know anything about either Manson or Grado’s personal private areas, but here we are.
As you’ll recall, Billy Corgan and Marilyn Manson put aside their previous differences to partner up for The End Times Tour in the summer of 2015. The former musical enemies turned habit-wearing frenemies even gave the Cyndi Lauper classic “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” a go during their stop in Nashville.
Grado — for those of you coming to this as music fans — is the independent wrestler from Ayrshire who won the hearts of wrestling fans during the second season of TNA’s British Boot Camp. He’s most well-known for his spirited entrances to Madonna’s “Like a Prayer.” The song is so synonymous with him in Britain that he even petitioned the Material Girl for permission to use the song on television. Dang, Grado. Maybe you should have been coming out to Cyndi Lauper all this time. We’re sure Billy’s still got a habit lying around somewhere. He just seems like the type.
