During a graphic video of his super gross knee surgery, Seth Rollins said that the recovery time for his knee injury will be the longest break he’s ever taken from wrestling. If you’re worried about what he’s going to do with all of that downtime, you’re not the only one. Brazzers (you know, they’ve got that logo that makes almost any wrestling photo instantly hilarious) has made Seth an offer that most couldn’t refuse:
Get well soon @WWERollins
If you need some porn to help cope with the downtime, we will gladly hook you up.
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) November 5, 2015
Brazzers is incredibly nice to offer to put the 69 in 6-9 months for the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and for giving me an in to make that joke. Thanks, guys! Love your… haha, well, I don’t think we can discuss that here. Actually, I don’t think I say like half of the jokes I’ve made about this. Ugh, thanks, guys.
Of course, this isn’t the first time Brazzers has proved that someone on their social media team is a WWE fan. Remember that time they wanted to sponsor the ‘too athletic’ Dolph Ziggler? Or when everyone got all fussy debating whether or not Ziggler would come back after his WWE contract expired, and they kept offering him a job?
https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/617121646684450816
I don’t want to put words in their mouth (or anything else they’re used to, to be honest), but we’re willing to bet if Seth’s wrestling career comes to a close prematurely, he’s got a place with them. Well… as long as that’s the only thing about him that’s premature.
