Xavier Woods uses his extremely popular UpUpDownDown YouTube channel for many things. Sometimes it’s for just generally playing video games. Sometimes it’s to get Stephanie McMahon to talk about getting socked in the mush. Sometimes it’s to force people to eat ground cake. But sometimes — just sometimes — it provides a valuable service for everyone in the entire world.
This is one of those times. In a video uploaded earlier this week, Woods used WWE 2K17 to use his wrestling game alter ego, Austin Creed, to take on Dean Ambrose in a no disqualification match. But that’s not important. What’s important is that during video game Ambrose’s entrance, Woods improvised (or maybe he’s had this in his back pocket for some time) some lyrics to Dean Ambrose’s theme song. And in the tradition of “Roman Reigns, the guy with the biggest pecs,” they’re absolutely perfect.
A very helpful Redditor snipped out the pertinent bit from the 10-minute YouTube video. Enjoy.
The lyrics, in full:
[revving noise]
Got a leather
Got a leather jacket
Got a leather
Got a leather jacket
YEAHJEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNSSS
And I got boots too!
Leather jacket
And I got some boots on, too!
Leather jacket
Leather leather jacket
Crazy banana [?]
Leather leather jacketJEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNSSS
Yes. Yes, I think I will be singing these lyrics to Ambrose’s theme song for the rest of my life. Then, after I die, my ghost will wander the Earth, softly singing the lyrics into the ears of unsuspecting wrestling fans. It will be the most unhinged haunting of all time.
Here is the full video, with the match and everything. LEATHER JACKET, GOT A LEATHER JACKET.
