The Philadelphia Eagles shocked the whole dang world on Sunday night, when they stunned the New England Patriots and won their first Super Bowl title ever. It took a massive late sack and fumble to turn the tide, but it turns out the Eagles might have had a little extra good mojo on their side — and we’re not talking Rawley.
If you’re reading this because of the “Eagles” and “Super Bowl” part and not because you’re a pro wrestling fan, a brief bit of explanation: WWE stable the New Day are a cereal-and-booty obsessed batch of hyper-positive and wondrous unicorns, and they have their own brand of cereal called Booty-O’s. Of late, they’ve been a little bit more obsessed with pancakes, but Booty-O’s were (are) still popular enough to have been displayed in Carrie Fisher’s kitchen before her passing.
After the big Eagles victory, the New Day’s Big E took to Twitter to remind everyone that Philadelphia defensive end Brandon Graham has long been infused with the power of positivity, as he has a Booty-O’s box front and center in his locker.
— Ettore “Big E” Ewen (@WWEBigE) February 5, 2018
As you can see, that screengrab was taken during the Eagles’ training camp last year, but Graham was very proudly displaying his Booty-O’s lunchbox throughout the season. For example, in this video from November 30:
What we can take away from this — really, the ONLY thing we can take away from this — is that Booty-O’s live up to their tagline. They really, actually DID make sure the Eagles weren’t booty. Well done, everyone. A whole new generation of Pennsylvania children will now make sure they don’t start their day without a big bowl of Booty-O’s.
