What happens when your signature looks like a penis? What happens when the state that issued your driver’s license calls and tells you it’s time to come and change your signature? (Because it looks like a penis.) If you’re WWE Superstar Enzo Amore, nothing. Because you’re Gucci. His words:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcsl855AT9Z/
This signature is real, people, unlike this atrocious Cruiserweight replica belt, but just like his tattoos. That’s somehow really Amore’s signature, and it’s been that way for a long time. The certified G (D?) and bonafide (boner-fide?) stud knows his rights and he also knows who’s been calling him on the phone. The Delaware DMV.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcskwP5gx5i/
Love him or hate him, penis signature or no penis signature, Enzo Amore cutting a promo against the Department of Motor Vehicles is pretty good. Imagine, for a moment, 205 Live incorporating this into an angle — can we get another fan survey with an option to fill in a storyline idea? If so, let’s flood their inboxes with “Enzo Dick Signature” requests.
Best of luck to the arena employees who check fan poster boards when they go through the turnstiles next week. Gonna be a lot of wiener drawings, and not a single one of them is gonna be s-a-w-f-t.
